A Person With A White Bag

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Every so often, a person with a white bag emerges from Keystone Mall, and the policeman at the door lets another Apple-hungry male or female (predominately male, but the Apple girls are indeed "representing") in the door. Hardly enough to move the gangly and long, but upscale and patient line that has by now, 7:44 a.m., settled down to about enough to wrap around a cinema at midnight, those THESE fanboys & fangirls aren't re-enacting or kinetically imagining scenes, nor are they costumed--thank God for small blessings: who wants to see your average Apple fanboy attempt to dress as an iPhone 4? Would he attempt to speak like one? Enact some display of OS 4 multitasking ability? Alright, I admit, it might be worth a laugh, in the same way as the film "Trekkers".

But no, these are the normals. Like me, except probably not unemployed, or they wouldn't have been able to afford the right to stand and slowly shuffle with this long line--their shiny flat handful of gold (in black, as I understand it--so black gold--as the white phones never seemed to be available on pre-order).

In case you've misread my tone as anti-Apple, may I inform you that I'm writing this on a black iPhone 3g purchased nearly 2 years ago in a Lafayette, Indiana AT&T store, when the recession's teeth hadn't yet found me. Well, still, there's a certain sense of vicarious pleasure I can get from seeing these folk get their little magic rectangles that'll work so much faster than mine. My old 3g WAS good enough, mind you, to handle this whole blog event. I only had to download one App to get the functionality I wanted.

Thank God for missed interviews. If I was speaking with UPS right now about a part time, no benefits package handler position, I never would've driven by the Apple Store & checked the day (24th!) & given in to the temptation to look. And as my pics show, there was the iPhone 4 line, Indiana style--a little suburban looking. I think I may have found my calling as a reporter! It's much more exciting than writing legal briefs. And the iPhone 4--even the shiny white bags carried out one by ... one--is a lot more of a conversation starter than a legal argument & it's accompanying footnotes.

All for now,
Your intrepid reporter,
Mr. Donahue